i doNT WANNA
((i am though thank you))
where is this?????
shUT UP I HAVE SO MUCH TO DOOOO
no i really want to make it but this is my last week of school and all my finals and papers are due in the next few days and i haven’t started anything so i go home next Saturday I’ll do it that weekend
When it comes to lovin’
I ain’t chasing you
we’re taking a group of people who have insider knowledge of the English language (or at least a good grasp of it) and placing them in a new, unfamiliar, virtual space. This space introduces visual aids to language in the form of photos and gifs, the ability to comment on someone else’s text in a reblog and the ability to communicate a lot of information in very few words using hashtags. We also see the creation of tone in a toneless medium. In order to simulate conversational patterns in writing we SHOUT WHEN WE’RE SUPER EXCITED or *psssst whisper when we’re pretending to tell someone a secret while perfectly aware that anyone on the internet can read what we’re saying.* slash the coolest bit tho is that u can like ironically forgo all capitalization and punctuation just write in a weird speech pattern its ok everyone will still understand maybe it even helps read the text more quickly because nothing is interrupting the flow of words
In short, this dialect results when people who already share a language are given new tools. The result isn’t a butchering of English language but a creative experiment with it. Am I claiming that the Internet as a whole is operating on a level of postmodernism that would make Joseph Heller, Kurt Vonnegut and Thomas Pynchon seem like novices? maybe i am maybe im not u punk wut of it like who r u to tell me otherwise
this is poetry
Louis and Zayn at JFK airport just now - 8.12.13.
Harry with men is the most important thing in the WORLD!!!!!!
a masterpost that’s already been done before but I DON’T CARE because harry with other men is so beautiful and life-altering and overwhelmingly significant to this world
Niall at the Magic vs. Knicks game, Dec 6th
through the dark - SNL x